i told you so

you have to learn your lessons the hard way. yes, there will always be tears and a splitting headache after all the drama. you can't hide your swollen eyes behind your glasses.

you have to swallow the bitter consequences... mothers do know best. mothers are the ultimate gurus. every mother should be enthroned on a pedestal. they are simply wise.

all secrets will be brought to the open. beware! so if you were asked a question, don't lie. if you can't control it, you are probably ill - make that sick - and you need professional help.

once a maggot, always a maggot. they may grow wings and fly, but they're disgusting flies just the same - not much difference with the maggot they once were. once a maggot, always a maggot.

when you are offered all sorts of glittery, sparkling niceties, ask why. this is usually the work of the devil. devils are not good. obviously.

not all tears are real. that's why there are artists. come on, you are not diet. you are not kristine.

two is a bad number. it means game over.

this is definitely bad karma at its finest... or worst?

lightning never strikes twice in the same place. it strikes thrice (or more). every bolt hurts like crazy. nobody knows if you'll ever be numb if you get it that often.

i told you so. i know, i hate it.